[ruinedchildhood]

Tommy you little shit.

[jailbaitunder9000]

this man really punted chuckies shit

[37q]

this was the single greatest moment in modern television

[64bitwar]

this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness

[shubbabang]

[departmentsaur]

ITS SO CUTE I HAVE TO REBLOG IT AGAINN

[yaritzalikeszombies]

I WANNA BE THIS KIND OF PARENT

[percy-in-my-pants]

#i was surprised this didnt end in some sort of murder #i’ve been on tumblr too long

[deathbycuriosity]

“Ye”

[peepuddle]

i LOVE BEING IN BED !!!!!! i love being all cuddly and warm and curling up into a ball and feeling tiny !!!!! this is what life’s about !!!!!!!!!!!

[chloeniccole]

When y’all are washing your face do you

1) do it naked at the sink so when the water runs down and off ur elbow u can just flail/shake it away and still get kinda uncomfy but it’s whatever

2) do it in the shower like someone smart (not me)

3) do it at the sink with clothes on, including sleeves, and actively pretend you cannot feel your soaking wet forearms and elbows

4) somehow find a way to do it at the sink WITHOUT getting yourself all wet (PLEASE COMMENT BELOW IF THIS IS YOU WITH A DETAILED TUTORIAL)

[hustlerose]

welcome to mcdawnalds do you wanna phucking beesechurger

[jakenbakery]

p-please, i just want to s-see my wife again

[hustlerose]

chinken nunget

[dont-touch-my-juice]

😂😂😂